BUZZINGS: ‘SNL’ Gets Some Fresh Blood in the Form of 88-Year-Old Betty White

  • Bowing to public pressure, Saturday Night Live finally agrees to let Betty White host the show on May 8, when she’ll surely give those young whipper-snappers a good talking-to. (PopEater)
  • Chris Brown has literally been reduced to begging his fans to make him relevant again. What did he do to deserve this? Oh, yeah… (Bossip)
  • Kristen Stewart says she was banned from groping her underage co-star Dakota Fanning on the set of The Runaways. To Catch a Predator’s Chris Hansen breathes a sigh of relief. (Starpulse)
  • Mario Lopez is spawning, guaranteeing that the future will not be without Slater awesomeness. Whew! (D-Listed)
  • Gwyneth Paltrow is in Abu Dhabi, where she’ll presumably annoy the locals with her nonstop advice about how they should run every little aspect of their lives. (Huffington Post)