Lady GaGa's "Telephone" Video Premieres, Blows Us Away Beyond All Human Comprehension (VIDEO)

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It's epic! It's spine-tingling! It's utterly mind-blowing!

Lady GaGa has finally premiered her new video for "Telephone" featuring Beyonce. So what's it about? As far as we can tell, it's about nine and a half minutes long. Oh, and it involves some sort of women-in-prison scenario, followed by a poisoning caper including a Bettie Paged-out Beyonce.

But there must be a deeper meaning lurking beneath it all and waiting to be unearthed. Click the clip below and provide your own interpretation in the comments section.

 

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  • Karina Kogan
    Karina Kogan

    holy Virgin Mobile commercial. all the cool is gone completely because of that.

  • :S:S:S
    :S:S:S

    WTFFFF????/

  • parisbilly
    parisbilly

    beyonce look great.nice one.

  • aisha
    aisha

    mental sick, lesbian, drag queens freaks lady gaga everything i hate this is mental

  • Milliana Johnson
    Milliana Johnson

    The video is incredible for the genius Tarantino cinamatography alone, love the deeper meaning too. LOVE the whole Faster Pussycat Kill Kill "bad" exploitation movie vibe. The edited down version is so awesome.

  • Milliana Johnson
    Milliana Johnson

    A 9 minute video is so EXPENSIVE, hence the 9 product placements.

  • Kathy Altoft-Lerche
    Kathy Altoft-Lerche

    I was very disappointed in the video. It didn't go with the song and I fail to see what is innovative about showing nudity, cigarette sunglasses, killing a bunch of people in a diner and riding off in the Kill Bill "pussy wagon." It's pure shock entertainment that is a dismal picture of what we find entertaining. I loved "Bad Romance" and actually enjoy all of Lady Gaga's MUSIC, but this video made me feel bad for wasting 9 minutes of my life watching the filth.

  • Amy
    Amy

    WTF is this ???? Did we forget the meaning of music???? Are we that stupid that we actually applaud the disaster that these people call "music"?

  • moonshot
    moonshot

    Sorry folks, not a good video and most of you know but just have a hard time accepting it because we all love the Lady. No problem with the content, I'm just talking about the poor structure, boring and tedious. Half way through I could not wait for it to end. But I have every confidence come storming back with some great new music later this year.

  • simplydiffer
    simplydiffer

    I want someone to honestly explain to me what's "brilliant" or "mind-blowing" about this video. I honestly want to understand what makes people like this woman so much. I do like her pop songs (I've probably jogged 100 miles listening to Just Dance) but could someone explain what is remotely intelligent or innovative about this?? Just because something is strange and incomprehensible DOES NOT make it more meaningful. Unless I get a reasonable answer, I stand by my opinion that people just like her because they think that they should think that she's cool. It's innovative because no one has showed that much sexuality and nudity in a video before. It's mind-blowing because it is so unusual. To be honest, Lady Gaga is very unusual but I'm not a huge fan, but I'm a fan to the extent she very entertaining to me just her music can get annoying.

  • Gen
    Gen

    I want someone to honestly explain to me what's "brilliant" or "mind-blowing" about this video. I honestly want to understand what makes people like this woman so much. I do like her pop songs (I've probably jogged 100 miles listening to Just Dance) but could someone explain what is remotely intelligent or innovative about this?? Just because something is strange and incomprehensible DOES NOT make it more meaningful. Unless I get a reasonable answer, I stand by my opinion that people just like her because they think that they should think that she's cool.

  • simplydiffer
    simplydiffer

    Well you're right about the Thiller thing when i truly compare in my mind. Everytime you think of that song, the video pops into your head. But Telephone was so out there but it doesn't resound with the song. I just enjoyed how risque it was and now everyone's gonna try and follow suit and it's not gonna be pretty. And of course, it's beyond what's even expected for her. But it's still her pushing boundaries which is normal.

  • Izzie
    Izzie

    That was probably the weirdest, most jaw-dropping thing I have ever seen in my whole, entire life. I'm not sure if I will ever see it ever again, too... O.O Just... I'll turn off my computer and try not to dream of Lady GaGa ever doing something like this ever again. I used to think that her weird videos were brilliant. But this is just... I thought it was a joke or something when I started to watch it and there was just no singing while nothing made sense! I still think that Lady GaGa is excellent, though. But this video just defied normality.

  • Peace
    Peace

    I meant WOULDN'T DARE compare it to "Thriller"

  • Peace
    Peace

    @Simplydiffer-I agree that she is breaking some ground. However, I wouldn't call this music video one of them. And I definitely would DARE compare it to "Thriller". We have seen this before. And yes, it started with MJ. And to be honest, it died with him (may he rest in peace). The whole concept of the "mini music video" was his idea, and all those who have done it have only been followers and thus copiers. This wasn't innovative. It was okay. And as "Morgan" said-a huge "what up?" to products.

  • Morgan
    Morgan

    Holy Product Placement!!

  • simplydiffer
    simplydiffer

    I know I might be jumping to far here, but that was like the "Thriller" of out generation. Cutting edge and unseen and probably no one else will dare do it and be compared to the original one. Believe it, she'll be that artist we look back on 10 to 20 years from now and say she broke ground.

  • ufkase
    ufkase

    too much!

  • purple roses
    purple roses

    i love Lady GaGa but there is one thing i have to say why is she wearing sigerets on her glasses idk but i still love her....

  • noah
    noah

    Lady Gaga has been reading my dream diary.

  • crystalhope
    crystalhope

    Awesome one! Can't say the song is catching, but the video is just something And this duo with Beyonce is a total hit

  • laurencullen
    laurencullen

    That was amazingly crazy. I LOVED IT. :D

  • Barbiekins
    Barbiekins

    Lady Gaga is a marketing and musical genius. Anyone who says they hate her is just "afraid" of her....as she takes all the wrapping off of human sexuality and lays it out bare on the table for all to see...she is incredible and will go down in music history as one of the greatest icons of all time. Love you, Gaga!!

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    i love lady gaga even more now..the collaboration between lady gaga and beyonce is awesome...was that by any chance tyrese gibson?damn he's sexy...love this song!

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous

    Gaga is smart and shes trying to bring back the MV world, but it kinda didnt go with the song