Lady GaGa’s “Telephone” Video Premieres, Blows Us Away Beyond All Human Comprehension (VIDEO)

It’s epic! It’s spine-tingling! It’s utterly mind-blowing!

Lady GaGa has finally premiered her new video for “Telephone” featuring Beyonce. So what’s it about? As far as we can tell, it’s about nine and a half minutes long. Oh, and it involves some sort of women-in-prison scenario, followed by a poisoning caper including a Bettie Paged-out Beyonce.

But there must be a deeper meaning lurking beneath it all and waiting to be unearthed. Click the clip below and provide your own interpretation in the comments section.