BUZZINGS: David Beckham Injured, Americans Still Don’t Care About Soccer

  • David Beckham will miss the World Cup because of an injured Achilles tendon, but since this doesn’t involve him  posing in his underwear the nation manages not to panic. (Starpulse)
  • Mission: Impossible actor Peter Graves has died at the age of 83. A moment of silence, and please; no “This actor will self-destruct in 3….2…1…” jokes. (Dlisted)
  • John Edwards’ mistress declares she still loves him, while ratting him out to the press. Gee, can you tell she’s been dating a politician? (Bossip)
  • Tiger Woods will be the target of South Park’s season premiere, because nothing says funny like rampant infidelity and likely domestic abuse. (PopEater)
  • We implore you not to stare at Adam Lambert’s bulge-tastic stage pants for too long, because if you do you will become hypnotized forever. (Huffington Post)