BUZZINGS: Jessica Simpson Tells John Mayer That The Napalm Factory Has Run Dry
• Jessica Simpson, still desperately grasping for any press attention that doesn't involve her being called fat, tells the world that John Mayer will "never have this napalm again." (JustJared)
• Former SNL cast member Cheri Oteri is still alive! Also, we've all been mispronouncing her name for the past 15 years. (NY Mag)
• Madonna's current boy toy, Jesus Luz, confuses "kept" with "marriage" in his Portuguese-to-English dictionary, tells the world he is "a married man." (Perez Hilton)
• Handsome movie star Ewan McGregor says he would totally "go gay" for...Philip Seymour Hoffman? (ONTD)
• Conan O'Brien models the latest in redhead summer fashion as he stepped out with his family in Beverly Hills this weekend. (TMZ)