BUZZINGS: Snoop Dogg Sparks Drug Scandal by Not Smoking Weed in Public for Once

  • Not shocking: Snoop Dogg gets in trouble for sparking up at a club. Shocking: It was just tobacco. Will our little world ever be the same again? (Bossip)
  • A day after announcing her breakup with husband Sam Mendes, Kate Winslet follows standard female post-breakup procedure by flaunting her bikini body to the world. Totally by accident, we’re sure. (The Superficial)
  • Last night’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony nearly ended in tragedy when an evil scarecrow came to life and ran amok. Wait, that was Iggy Pop? Good god… (PopEater)
  • Oh, look; Heidi Klum is naked in Allure, if you’re a member of the very tiny community of sick fetishists who might possibly be into that sort of thing. (BuzzFeed)
  • Jessica Simpson says she’ll have her hairdresser Ken Paves’ baby if she’s not pregnant by 40. By which we assume she means she’s going to buy a Tickle Me Elmo doll and attempt to potty-train it. (Wonderwall)