Carla Bruni Channels The Grudge With Her New Face

France’s très chic First Lady, Carla Bruni, is getting a lot of heat from the international press over what appears to be plastic surgery overload. According to unnamed “plastic surgery experts” Bruni appears to have had a lot of work done, including a nose job, Botox injections, Collagen implants and lip filler. The desire to not age gracefully has given Bruni’s face a stretched and lifeless appearance that is being mocked by bloggers. We think the always fashionable Bruni is just trying to get a new French trend off the ground. It’s called the Grudge-ghost look and it is all the rage in Paris. Why, in two years time every woman in the world will be getting plastic surgery to specifically look like an extra in a Japanese horror film.