Tiger Woods to Return to Golf Next Month, Triumphant Return to Infidelity TBD

Golf’s most notorious swinger is back to play a few holes, y’all! Links legend Tiger Woods, who’s put his career on hold over the past couple of months after encountering a trifling bit of difficulty in his personal life late last year, will make his return to the green during the Masters tournament, which begins on April 8 in Augusta, Georgia.

Woods, who lately has been spending his time at a Mississippi rehab clinic in an effort to quash his compulsion to sleep with anything that isn’t his wife, Elin Nordegren, announced in a statement on Tuesday,

“The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it’s been a while since I last played…I have undergone almost two months of inpatient therapy and I am continuing my treatment. Although I’m returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life.”

And, for a  few days at least, Elin will know exactly where he is and what he’s up to.

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