BUZZINGS: Miley Announces That She’s Taking Break From Music; Music Breathes Sigh of Relief

  • Miley Cyrus says that after her next album she’ll be laying off the music-making for a while, presumably so she’ll have more time to think of bold and innovative new ways to give Disney execs heart attacks with her age-inappropriate behavior. (Idolator)
  • And now, the 10 Best Drunk Scenes in Cinematic History, and we’re shocked that you would even think that this has something to do with the fact that it’s St. Patrick’s Day. (Starpulse)
  • Chris Brown shows off his prettiest “Of course I would never hit you, again” smile for Vibe. (Bossip)
  • Mackenzie Phillips follows in Heidi Montag’s footsteps and gets a whole new face. And thus Mackenzie’s unblemished record of good decision-making continues to be unsullied. (Huffington Post)
  • You mean there’s a chance that Jesse James didn’t risk his marriage to an A-list actress to have sex with a tattoo model? Here’s the shocking evidence. (PopEater)