Even Jesse James’ Dog Has Abandoned Him
It must be feeling awfully empty and quiet at Jesse James’ place these days. Not only is his wife (for now, anyway) Sandra Bullock reportedly leaving him following rumors that he cheated on her with tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, but now it turns out that his beloved pooch, Cinnabun, has bailed on him, quite possibly out of shame.
According to tracking company HomeAgain, which monitors microchips in pets, a report was filed on Monday claiming that Cinnabun had disappeared. This wouldn’t be the first time that Cinnabun has wandered off—he went missing in late January, and was returned to James by a kindly stranger two weeks later—but we kinda suspect that this time he’s split for good. After all, would you want to stick around for the ensuing poo-storm that will no doubt be bombarding the James household in the coming weeks?
Besides, poor Cinnabun probably figured that one dog in the house was enough.