Jesse James Apologizes to Sandra Bullock for Something or Another

Apparently, Jesse James took a class at the Tiger Woods School of Mealy-Mouthed Apologies. The Monster Garage star, who’s been plagued by allegations in the last few days that he cheated on his wife Sandra Bullock with tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, has issued a public mea culpa to Bullock and their three children. Unfortunately, the “apology” raises more questions than it answers.

While maintaining that “the vast majority” of the allegations are “untrue and unfounded,” James nonetheless acknowledges,

“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me…It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

Well, that makes perfect sense; he didn’t really do anything wrong, but he’s really sorry about it, and he hopes that his wife and kids will eventually forgive him for his non-transgressions.

Something tells us that we haven’t heard the last about this…