Miley Cyrus Says She Would Totally Hop on The Stripper Pole Again, So There!
Hey, you know how Miley Cyrus performed on a stripper pole at last year’s Teen Choice Awards? And some people got a little weirded out about it, because she was only 16 at the time, and most of her fans are younger than that, and they might get the wrong idea from seeing their idol writhe around like she was waiting for someone to stuff a crumpled single in her g-string?
And then it seemed like she wised up about it, because she went on tour afterward and left the stripper pole at home?
Yeah, well, if you think that Miley learned anything from the experience, you have another thing coming. In fact, the Hannah Montana star tells Parade magazine that she would dance on the stripper pole again and again, and too bad if you don’t like it, because there’s nothing you can do about it, MUAHAHAHA! (Via Access Hollywood):
“My job first is to entertain and do what I love, and if you don’t like it, then change the channel. I’m not forcing you to watch me. I’m not forcing you to talk about me. I would do that pole dance a thousand times again, because it was right for the song and that performance. But, dude, if you think dancing on top of an ice-cream cart with a pole is bad, then go check what 90% of the high schoolers are really up to. It’s funny. I don’t know if a lot of parents remember what they were like as kids. But I’m like, ‘Dude, as if you were an angel!’ ”
Seriously, why do people have to be so uptight about the whole thing? Don’t they remember kindergarten, and how, after they finished drawing shapes on construction paper, the teacher would have them dance on the stripper pole so they’d tire themselves out for nap time? Old people; they’re so grumpy….