Robert Pattinson Invites You to Enjoy His Cavalcade of Silly Faces (PHOTOS)

Oh, Robert Pattinson; will you ever fail to surprise, delight and enchant us with your endlessly entertaining facial expressions? The Twilight heartthrob enjoyed an evening at London's Ivy Club with his Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin on Wednesday night, and thanks to his nonstop mugging, we can all share in the good time!

R-Pattz contorted his pretty mug into a wide array of entertaining expressions, including the "Tipsy Mona Lisa" (seen above), the "I Just Accidentally Swallowed a Lemon," and the "Don't Worry, This Exaggerated Scowl Is for Amusement Purposes Only."

Dive into the photo gallery to enjoy 'em all. And let us know which one's your favorite in the comments section!

 

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  • truelove
    truelove

    She's such a cutie.

  • sylviapickett
    sylviapickett

    I agree. so what if he has a drink.

  • Stephanie Prantner
    Stephanie Prantner

    poor rob, he looks miserable!:( i will cheer u up;)

  • sugar
    sugar

    totally wasted!!

  • sugar
    sugar

    i think he's just had too muck to drink.

  • Heart & Soul
    Heart & Soul

    Well at least he does not go into bars under age like Kristen does and get caught smoking a bong and rolling them like she has. As far as being drunk. The paps are taking the pics in mid blink. He felt good but he was not a mess. Don't you people get it that they want to tear this guy down and knock him off the fame pedestal. Jealousy is big and the studios want their stars to do well not this little start up called Summit. People love to tear down people who have received fame and fortune just as soon as they get it.

  • RomanticFool
    RomanticFool

    wow you people are very interesting, I really would like to use the word slow, but I don't want to insult since I don't know if you can't understand a joke or sarcasm? robert from what I got out of the interview was joking about religion, totally taken out of context. and kristen is not lesbian, she as well was joking. I saw all the interviews as well! I did not get what any of you gathered from any of the interviews. in fact, did this girl not have a boyfriend for 4-5 years before twilight started?? rob has even stated she had a boyfriend and just last summer people were calling her a fool for not taking rob up on his romantic advances. maybe everyone should go and check out the last Rob interview, where is is saying he and kristen are together, it just came out Monday. when you do, come back and start from that interview! He liked her in fall of 2008. He brought Camilla Belle to Twi premier LA and after party and dated her in Feb 2009 and from the New Moon DVD you can tell that he and Kristen are just friends... As far as them being together, she is out by mistake and it is all over so they are pretending to be together as per Summit's instructions for the sake of the movie. Nobody wants to see a gay/bi girl make out with him in Eclipse. She slipped up and it is called damage control. Why would he not date her openly...since half the fan base wants that anyway? He is friends with her. He saw the real Kristen not the illusion and the act she presented during Twilight. He knows she is troubled and has been around. Camille Belle is his type as he went out with her. Camilla has class, beauty, breeding, brains, talent, plays classical piano and is Roman Catholic. Kristen believes in gay marriage instead of civil unions and is fine with killing the unborn. She is not a Catholic. She is a punk raised by typical leftover hippies that let her run wild.

  • Heart & Soul
    Heart & Soul

    wow you people are very interesting, I really would like to use the word slow, but I don't want to insult since I don't know if you can't understand a joke or sarcasm? robert from what I got out of the interview was joking about religion, totally taken out of context. and kristen is not lesbian, she as well was joking. I saw all the interviews as well! I did not get what any of you gathered from any of the interviews. in fact, did this girl not have a boyfriend for 4-5 years before twilight started?? rob has even stated she had a boyfriend and just last summer people were calling her a fool for not taking rob up on his romantic advances. maybe everyone should go and check out the last Rob interview, where is is saying he and kristen are together, it just came out Monday. when you do, come back and start from that interview! She came out at Sundance Film Festival...look at the interviews and after party pics. Look at her at Comic Con 2009 and Eclipse set. Read what she says in interviews...it is obvious. She did the 2 truths and a lie "we are, we aren't , I'm a lesbian. The interviews where Rob says that he does not know about any sexual chemistry with Kristen as he is completely asexual (not having sex with anyone) was fall 2008 at UK Twilight premier.. The interview with Paul Byrne, Rob volunteered that he was a Catholic and completely believes in waiting for the right person....he said both comments with out giving an indication that he was kidding. Straight=-faced and earnestly. When pressed about it, he said "I talk too much". not I am kidding I do what ever is handy and breathing. If he said he was a womanizer or a cad...everyone would believe him. Yes he is funny but if you watch him on the set of Twilight...you can tell he is shy and awkward. He has had a long term girlfriend for 4 years. I am not saying he is an innocent....I am saying that he has been brought up with faith and romantic ideals. WHAT IS SO HARD TO BELIEVE ABOUT THAT?? What is wrong with our society that young men are encouraged to be love them and leave them types and have sex by age 15?? Why are you so sure that he was kidding when I know that no guy would say it four times in various interviews if it was not so. Many people take who they are intimate seriously and value their health and reputation. If they have faith you don't use women to get off on and that you must be in love. Watch his interviews....he is as nice and as refreshingly candid as he seems in the interviews where he VOLUNTEERED personal info about himself. He did not know it was uncool to be selective. Go to ew.com and look for the post on Kristen Stewart sounds off on page 20 are the vids. One of us is right....my money is on what Rob SAYS not what you BELIEVE.

  • Anna
    Anna

    Man, heated discussions arise when there is any Bella /Edward talk...guess that is why it has made so much money. Anybody says anything bad about Rob or Kristen and they get their head cut off (verbally, anyway). The power of Hollywood.

  • alley
    alley

    wow you people are very interesting, I really would like to use the word slow, but I don't want to insult since I don't know if you can't understand a joke or sarcasm? robert from what I got out of the interview was joking about religion, totally taken out of context. and kristen is not lesbian, she as well was joking. I saw all the interviews as well! I did not get what any of you gathered from any of the interviews. in fact, did this girl not have a boyfriend for 4-5 years before twilight started?? rob has even stated she had a boyfriend and just last summer people were calling her a fool for not taking rob up on his romantic advances. maybe everyone should go and check out the last Rob interview, where is is saying he and kristen are together, it just came out Monday. when you do, come back and start from that interview!

  • Sharon
    Sharon

    ISwear Rob is Wif Kristen ? :S but he is Fiit thouu !!

  • Shellodyna
    Shellodyna

    I love you, Noah! :))

  • What?
    What?

    TO wtff?? If Rob said in a video that he was gay or jumping on a different woman nightly...you and your friend Noah would believe that without any proof. Rob was candid and did not censor himself fall of 2008 and said he believes in the teachings of his church, is waiting for the right woman and that there isn't any sexual chemistry with Kristen. I'm completely asexual-celibate. He did not think the far left would try to portray him as gay or a liar for simply stating what he did. Why would he voluntarily offer those details if he was ashamed of it? He spoke without thinking. When asked about it, he said he talks too much. That's is not exactly a retraction. The paparazzi chase him and say mean things about if he has prayed and gone to confession. How does it feel to be a dad and getting Kristen pregnant.... Why is it okay to mock people of faith but it is not allowed to say something about the gays and child molesters that invaded the Catholic church with the intention of destroying it's influence and ruining its reputation. The far left here on this site and the slimy low class adults that hang on gossip sites and use bad language and advocate sex with anybody, no morals, and being unkind are no better than perverts. There are young teens that follow stars here and a little decency and decorum is not too much to expect. You represent everything that is wrong with our society and why moms have had enough with liberal scum like you. Who raised you? There are ladies here and teens. Go play on the sites made for your kind. Your influence and comments are bad for America NOT mine.

  • What?
    What?

    What: I don't care whether you believe what I say because that is not the issue. I am linking and referencing what THEY say. Why so much hostility from you just because I repeat what they say? Why do you want to kill the messenger? Have you ever checked out what they have said in dozens of interviews both in print and video? Do you just hate anyone that talks about faith and values because your religion is liberalism and morality stands in the way of that. Libel is when you say write something that is damaging and not true...everything I say is based on what KS and RP have stated. I guess you missed the link here that Celebuzz but up that is called "which girl should Kristen date next" .....I guess you missed the press conference Kristen did in Canada right before New Moon. Did you see the photos all over the net of her toking, kissing and holding hands with Nikki on professional photo shoots? Did you know that she called Dakota Baby at Sundance and admitted by her comments to the reporter that she was gay? People like you are what is wrong with this country. Your so jaded, twisted, filled with hate over anybody that does not think like you that you become crude and rude. Kristen has given 10 interviews where she drops the f bombs and mofo comments. The fans of the books and movies are young and consist of a lot of Catholics and Mormons. The least this punky girl could do is not insult them, flip people off, piss off the base and act like a girl in public. You are guilty of hate speech as you attacked me for merely stating what they said and is provable in print and video, ONLY, because I am a person of faith and not a liberal stoner. I care about our youth and work with them...people like Kristen are bad role models and represent everything that is wrong with our society. AIDS, abortion, drug use and bad behavior are a result of the liberal influence in our society. For you to call me holier than thou just because I point this out demonstrates how far gone you are.

  • What?
    What?

    One more thing --- do you actually believe those very old statements from RP that he is celibate? Sorry -- fell over laughing for a second. And what do you mean "Kristen just came out....". You'd better be careful - you are walking a fine line towards libel yourself -- you really are a sanctimonious holier than thou piece of work. Thank God neither of the people you write about will ever know you and that none of us really care what you have to say. I think you actually believe what you say -- pretty f*ing scary. It is not libel if they say it themselves. She has said it. She slipped up again at Sundance Film Festival. No straight girl looks and talks like KS does. No girl in love would look so horrible at Comic Con 2009 , New Moon Italy and Eclipse set. No girl in love would say that "whoever he ends up with, he'd be a good husband if you like the intellectual wishy washy types". No guy would admit in an unguarded moment that they were celibate and waiting for the right girl and Catholic unless they were. He was too candid and did not realize that people like you think screwing anything you can is cool and would not believe him. Watch on You Tube 8Robert Pattinson NEW Interview with Twilight New Moon star Edward Cullen and *Robert Pattinson - Twilight UK Premiere Just because you are a slut or a man whore....don't assume that MOST people care about their health and who they are intimate with. What is scary are pigs like you that would never mock a gay but feel no shame in mocking Christians and morals. Stick you head back up there. How's that for holier than thou? The movies about good values are supported by young teens....why shouldn't good values be promoted. I repeat what she says and that is not libel....anybody can look at her off camera and see it.

  • real life calls
    real life calls

    she is gorgeous, with a beautiful smile.don't worry twi-hard's, rob will never go for emilie, emilie can actually act and smile...and at the same time too!that's too much woman for rob to handle.there there, your bella and edward will always be together...considering they're not real... Ummm........since when does anyone think Bella and Edward are real? They are characters in a book -- you need to get out of your fantasy world. Wow.......and you obviously have a KS issue -- why? You don't even know her. Maybe you should stay away from gossip sites -- you can't seem to handle them.

  • just visiting.......
    just visiting.......

    Zoolander - Blue Steel!!!! So funny - but so real.

  • wtf???
    wtf???

    you a scuzz and form your opinion based on the bs shoveled out to cover for the fact that he is a nice guy and Kristen just came out. Emilie just got back with her husband. His eyes are clear and although he may have had a few to celebrate...he was not as high as Kristen has been from age 14 on. Get your facts straight and stop libeling Rob and Emilie with no facts. Watch her at Sundance Film Festival and watch his interviews and comments about being a Catholic and celibate. She is a wild child and he is a really nice guy. There is no "pound town" except in your dirty little twisted mind. One more thing --- do you actually believe those very old statements from RP that he is celibate? Sorry -- fell over laughing for a second. And what do you mean "Kristen just came out....". You'd better be careful - you are walking a fine line towards libel yourself -- you really are a sanctimonious holier than thou piece of work. Thank God neither of the people you write about will ever know you and that none of us really care what you have to say. I think you actually believe what you say -- pretty f*ing scary.

  • wtf???
    wtf???

    you a scuzz and form your opinion based on the bs shoveled out to cover for the fact that he is a nice guy and Kristen just came out. Emilie just got back with her husband. His eyes are clear and although he may have had a few to celebrate...he was not as high as Kristen has been from age 14 on. Get your facts straight and stop libeling Rob and Emilie with no facts. Watch her at Sundance Film Festival and watch his interviews and comments about being a Catholic and celibate. She is a wild child and he is a really nice guy. There is no "pound town" except in your dirty little twisted mind. Wow -- nothing like calling the kettle black. You go after "Noah" and claim he is listening to BS and then do the exact same thing to Kristen. You are no better and trust me -- "one" photo of KS smoking does not give you the right to make the accusations you did. Quit being so hypocritical and - by the way - "Noah" always writes that way - its hilarious.

  • What?
    What?

    Wow, check out how drunk RPuttz looks. I bet he's on his way to Emilie De Ravin's place... also known as Pound Town. you a scuzz and form your opinion based on the bs shoveled out to cover for the fact that he is a nice guy and Kristen just came out. Emilie just got back with her husband. His eyes are clear and although he may have had a few to celebrate...he was not as high as Kristen has been from age 14 on. Get your facts straight and stop libeling Rob and Emilie with no facts. Watch her at Sundance Film Festival and watch his interviews and comments about being a Catholic and celibate. She is a wild child and he is a really nice guy. There is no "pound town" except in your dirty little twisted mind.

  • innuendo
    innuendo

    i don't mind him being drunk. most of the people do it. i did it, more than once. He's just a human being, like all of us. Godd for you Rob! Keep it up but take care of Kristen ;)

  • indiegirl
    indiegirl

    He is drunk!! ...cant even stand up straight..look at the way his bodyguards are holding him!!

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * WOW!!! OKAY, now whom ever said that he isn't tipsy or drunk has to be eating there words by now....this picture is proof ---- I mean seriously, look at his face!! Hilarious though, * XD

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Gotta love Noah, *

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * BOOOOOOO!! She might be pretty and whatever but, she's a nobody.*

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * He's desperately trying to hold in the smoke from the bong he just took a hit from....impressive!!* lmfao =D

  • Dorota Klaudia Mulik
    Dorota Klaudia Mulik

    hahaha :*

  • Khristi
    Khristi

    Rob looks so drunk and tired, working since 6 a.m., that all can probably do is sleep very profoundly. Besides, he is a faithful and monogamous guy and has a lovely girlfriend, who can dump him if he cheats her. You sick bitch you. How do you know these folks so well? Just look at these sites for nothing more than entertainment and stop taking it so seriously.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous

    she is gorgeous, with a beautiful smile. don't worry twi-hard's, rob will never go for emilie, emilie can actually act and smile...and at the same time too! that's too much woman for rob to handle. there there, your bella and edward will always be together...considering they're not real...

  • omarion91
    omarion91

    He'll have to tell us what was wrong with him this day ahaha Still, luv u Rob (:

  • jenluvzrob
    jenluvzrob

    HES NOT EVEN TRYING GOD HE KILLS ME

  • jenluvzrob
    jenluvzrob

    Poor bloke! Can't even go out and have fun without being snapped. Sheesh that's a bit pants! yea:( My Poor Baby

  • jenluvzrob
    jenluvzrob

    Pattinson looks like a drunken version of Piano Cat. I Love Him But Thats Funnie

  • jenluvzrob
    jenluvzrob

    I don't care how wasted he is... he is still the most beautiful guy God Bless Him!

  • Cheekster
    Cheekster

    Poor bloke! Can't even go out and have fun without being snapped. Sheesh that's a bit pants!

  • Rosie
    Rosie

    ¡I am fed up of this bloody staff!

  • Rosie
    Rosie

    "¡Even drunk I have to sign autographs to these abuser fans!" Poor thing, he looks like a drunk child! Lov U Rob, even drunk!

  • Rosie
    Rosie

    "Now I am going to visit Emilie since Kristen is in NYC and will never know it" What for, Rob, you are drunk, all you can do is sleep.

  • Doyle Lively
    Doyle Lively

    funny....actually love it..

  • Doyle Lively
    Doyle Lively

    Rob,i jst love him...

  • Doyle Lively
    Doyle Lively

    he doesnt look wasted..dey were jst tryin 2 protect him 4rm dose crazy fans..u knw..

  • Rosie
    Rosie

    Wow, check out how drunk RPuttz looks. I bet he's on his way to Emilie De Ravin's place... also known as Pound Town. Rob looks so drunk and tired, working since 6 a.m., that all can probably do is sleep very profoundly. Besides, he is a faithful and monogamous guy and has a lovely girlfriend, who can dump him if he cheats her.

  • Lily
    Lily

    @noah AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • Holly
    Holly

    Hilarious!! Love him!!

  • Tamsyn
    Tamsyn

    I don't care how wasted he is... he is still the most beautiful guy

  • lila
    lila

    look at his eyes they look red!! haha

  • anonymous
    anonymous

    its it just me or does he look WASTED lol so much for going straight to bed after the premiere. gotta love him!

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    he looks angry..but still sexy..

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    hahahha nice (L)

 
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