Sandra Bullock Is Leaving Alleged Cheater Jesse James Because, Well, Duh

Sandra Bullock Is Leaving Alleged Cheater Jesse James Because, Well, Duh-photo

According to OK! magazine, a source says that Sandra Bullock is leaving her husband of five years, Jesse James, after allegations emerged that he had an affair with alt porn star Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.

James has been trying to make amends with Bullock but for some weird reason the Oscar-winning actress is just not cool with her husband sleeping around behind her back.

Meanwhile, McGee's former porn-peddling boss reveals that McGee wasn't exactly keeping the affair a secret. McGee blabbed to her friends that James and Bullock's marriage was "for publicity" and that Bullock didn't give James any money or help him in his career which was why he had to debase himself and go on Celebrity Apprentice.

(For those following along at home: appearing on Celebrity Apprentice is apparently worse than cheating on your wife with a woman who resembles a tattooed Skeletor.)

Sources report that Bullock is understandably "devastated" but is not releasing any official reports about the state of her marriage just yet. The Vanilla Gorilla might want to start packing up his little gorilla and motorcycle toys now since it looks like his days with Bullock are numbered.

 

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  • Sandra Fan
    Sandra Fan

    Note to Jesse; In case you weren't informed, the freak show is something you go TO, not INTO. Good luck Ms. Bullock; you're well rid of this snake; why you didn't see him for what he is at the beginning, well, even classy ladies can make errors of judgement.

  • RKOisdamnsexy
    RKOisdamnsexy

    now maybe sandra will end up with the man everyone knows she belongs with

  • Sea of Change
    Sea of Change

    This is not only the lowest of the lowest it could be a serious health issue with aids,and hepatitis out there! I mean he wasn"t out there sleeping with a princess!Tatto:s and porn queen and promiscus sex a diaster waiting to happen.Listen to your mothers voice Sandra and her wisdom will guide you!Run girl run and dont look back!Cant help a degenerate!He has no soul!

  • Q - 1980
    Q - 1980

    Jesse is clearly not worthy of someone like Sandra… He is White Trash and Sandra so classy that she deserves better. I hope that she is able to come out of this stronger and better. I think she should give Jennifer Aniston a call and they should go out for coffee!