BUZZINGS: Fan Reads Robert Pattinson’s Horoscope, Conveniently Tells Him They Are “Destined” To Be Together

Robert Pattinson says he received a “bizarre” 20-page horoscope reading from an obsessed fan who told him they were “destined to be together.” Okay, guys, who stole our RPattz gift idea?! (Starpulse)

Demi Lovato, Roasario Dawson, Wilmer Valderrama and Hurley from Lost (a.k.a., Jorge Garcia) and a whole bag full of other Latino celebrities star in nearly 8-minute long mumblecore PSA about the Census. What they don’t tell us is that celebrities actually get counted twice, because they are just that special. (AgencySpy)

• Did Jesse James’ mistress Michelle McGee give her “bombshell” interview to In Touch Weekly just because her hobby (aside from alt porn and forehead tattoos) is ruining marriages? No, silly, she got paid $30,000! (HuffPo)

Padma Lakshmi’s baby daddy has been identified as Adam Dell, of the Dell computer Dells. At least we know he makes better babies than computers. (PopEater)

• Rumors are surfacing that Avril Lavigne is dating Brody Jenner ever since the two were spotted spending St. Patrick’s Day (a.k.a, the Day of Romance) together. You know the old saying: if you want to show your love to a girl, take her out on America’s drunkest holiday. (LimeLife)