Robert Pattinson Showed The ‘Remember Me’ Crew His ‘New Moon’

Robert Pattinson really needs to learn to patch things up with his junk a little better. The Twilight heartthrob recently sat down with British newspaper The Times to discuss the difficulties of his newfound fame—in particular, the need to properly wrap the more intimate parts of his anatomy when he’s filming the sex scenes that he’s quickly becoming known for.

Discussing the preparation for his love scenes with Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin, Pattinson revealed, 

“When you end up doing it, you have this little patch on your privates. I didn’t really tape it up properly, so I’d spent so long taping it round myself and then literally it falls off within one second and it’s taped to the sheet. And you realise the whole crew are looking directly at your butt crack. I can’t think of anything exciting for them about this.”

Don’t worry, Rob; they were probably blinded by all of the sunshine radiating from your posterior anyway.

Remember Me’s film crew might have been less than enthused with the prospect of glimpsing Pattinson’s naughty bits, but we can only imagine a small army of Twi-hards are flooding Summit Entertainment’s phone lines right about now, demanding that certain outtake be included in the DVD extras.