Robert Pattinson Won't Be The Next James Bond Because He Is Dirty, Smelly

Robert Pattinson Won't Be The Next James Bond Because He Is Dirty, Smelly-photo

Whoa, hey! Put down those pitchforks and torches, R-Pattz fans: we don't think that Robert Pattinson is dirty or smelly. We think R-Pattz only smells like the finest of European flowers and bathes with the angels on a daily basis. However, the film execs currently looking to cast a new James Bond, don't really think so well of our beloved, sparkling dreamboat.

Pattinson was reportedly being considered to be the new Bond but the film execs behind the film decided that he wasn't right for the role because "the public perception [is] that Robert Pattinson's personal hygiene is, well, lacking" and Bond is thought of as being clean and debonair.

Pattinson has reportedly joked that he is like "an old Irish alcoholic" and admits to lacking physical agility and strength, which plays a big role in Bond films. So, maybe R-Pattz understands the decision to exclude him the Bond films. We guess that gorgeous, rumpled hair doesn't really translate to "spry."

We think cutting R-Pattz from Bond has more to do with his age than his bathing habits. The film execs even mentioned that next to Pierce Brosnan (who, in a strange twist, plays R-Pattz dad in Remember Me) and Daniel Craig, "Robert Pattinson is a puppy." Well he is, what, half their age?

Maybe in a few years we will see the Bond-ified R-Pattz? Until then, we are satisfied with him remaining our sweet Edward.

 

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  • yensalber
    yensalber

    Es uno de los hombres mas espectaculares que he visto en mi vida, tiene un gran , porte y elegancia. a parte de ser tan sensual me identifico con su sencillez y ternura, que muy pocos pueden identificar en esa mirada. sueño con que fuese mi amigo !de verdad!

  • deniiiChile
    deniiiChile

    son toos unos tontos como dicen eso es pura mentira el es perfect!!! da lo mimo ke no se bañe = es riko ;)

  • Piaraquel
    Piaraquel

    "R-Pattz only smells like the finest of European flowers and bathes with the angels on a daily basis." Okay this is really a little... well I dunno how to call it but ser iously this is kinda sick! I

  • rayane
    rayane

    y love you robert pattinson...

  • Emme Jolie
    Emme Jolie

    I disagree, I think he did a great job in "Remember me." I don't think however, he is James Bond material. He is too young and not ripped enough.

  • neeyata
    neeyata

    totaly stupid article u moron. go get sum life. i mean SERiously. hve u gone to him and checked if he's smellin gud???. if NOT, dat shut up!!! sheesh, celebuzz is going to d dogs... nd LEAVE him ALONE.

  • rillmei
    rillmei

    Dan Radcliffe would be better for the role..don't hit me!!

  • caro
    caro

    I love me some R-patz but seriously? James Bond? He couldnt act in Remember Me. How on earth could he do James Bond? Poor guy. Just stay there and let me look at you. I must sadly agree...he was terrible at being a bad ass in remember me, but so bad, it was adorable!...he should stick to his sexy photo shoots...love to look at him..:D

  • UGH
    UGH

    untalented and hideous. Can't wait until the media stops butt kissing these Twitards.

  • anne
    anne

    He is very handsome and think he looks great in a suit as for his age yes hes still young and will make a great bond in a few years. Give the boy a chance.........

  • Oh no I didn't
    Oh no I didn't

    I wouldn't expect Robert Pattinson fans to be old enough/smart enough to read the whole article. They just read the headline and flame away. Maybe someday when this guy acts in a real movie, and doesn't just stand around and stare at some slack-jawed girl (with equally little talent) people will support him paying a big boy role, not just the tweener heart throb.

  • so
    so

    This is a stupid article

  • Fidd
    Fidd

    Did any of you read past the title? Here, let me help you, poor dear: --snip-- Robert Pattinson Won't Be The Next James Bond Because He Is Dirty, Smelly Whoa, hey! Put down those pitchforks and torches, R-Pattz fans: we don't think that Robert Pattinson is dirty or smelly. We think R-Pattz only smells like the finest of European flowers and bathes with the angels on a daily basis. However, the film execs currently looking to cast a new James Bond, don't really think so well of our beloved, sparkling dreamboat. --snip-- For those who are REALLY struggling with the big words: --snipWhoa, hey! Put down those pitchforks and torches, R-Pattz fans: we don't think that Robert Pattinson is dirty or smelly --snip-- There you go.

  • grndl
    grndl

    OMFG people. What if he DOESN'T like to be OCD about his hygiene? Will you stop loving him? STINK AWAY, RP!

  • LM
    LM

    [quote=Rag blog]Was this article written by a 12 year old? I mean seriously, I hope no one pays you to write! Disgusting! I AGREE!! WTF!! COMPLETE CRAP!! WE LOVE YOU ROB AND I'D TAKE A WHIFF OF YOU ANY OLD DAY!!! XOXOX

  • snowmadkwi
    snowmadkwi

    what a load of crap.....cant beilive this kind of stuff goes to print:-(

  • nat
    nat

    If it were true that they were casting for the role then I wouldn't necessarily object to Rob playing Bond. He apparently had to beef up a little in order to play, Georges Duroy for Bel Ami. The character is older that Rob is. His acting skills are fantasctic considering he hasn't had much time to hone them. He has stressed in a lot of interviews that he took on small roles in films that he thought no one would see in order to learn and better himself. Then Twilight came along. considering that, I think he has an amazing talent and it is clear that he is a natural and I look forward to seeing him in future roles.

  • Sam
    Sam

    You guys are just making up this junk about the Bond producers. Also, it's been debunked over and over that Rob doesn't bathe. He uses pomade in his hair to get the goopy look and all of his co-stars say he smells just fine. Give it up on that aspect...next...

  • beccacullen
    beccacullen

    ROBERT PATTINSON IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON THE PLANET AND THIS IS AWFUL HE IS WAY HOTTER THAN ANY JAMES BOND ACTOR!!!!!

  • chris
    chris

    LOL this news story is so false I don't know how you guys can look in the mirror at night.

  • Adam
    Adam

    Wow. Does anybody here bother to check their facts? 1) Daniel Craig is Bond for the foreseeable future. Nobody is looking to recast. Why would they? 2) Bond's age isn't given as 27 in any of the original Ian Fleming books. 3) Based on the history of the franchise, Robert Pattinson is way to famous to be cast as Bond at this point. IMO, Pattinson is wrong for it anyway. This entire article is useless except to stir up anxiety from fans and ignorant people.

  • St
    St

    Pobre, no da James Bond,! El es mal actor y roñosos! Odio estos "actores de Twilight".

  • ME
    ME

    Slow news day, celebuzz??? Stop making bullsh!t. RoB doesnt deserve this sh!t! I AGREE! SUCH CRAP! WE SHOULD IGNORE TABLOID TITLES LIKE THIS AND NOT EVEN READ THEM! EXCEPT WE WANT TO PROTECT ROB FROM THIS GARBAGE AND OBVIOUS JEALOUSY!!

  • Regan
    Regan

    Why was Clive Owen over looked for James Bond? I LOVE Daniel Craig, but I think he might have been even better.

  • Staphaureus
    Staphaureus

    Bond, according to the books should be about 27 years old

  • Val
    Val

    This is so stupid. i agree with another commenter - What are you - 12? Do make up stupid crap. Rob is beyond gorgeous and he is talented too. Leave him alone. Hope no one paid you to write this..

  • sophie1986
    sophie1986

    I bet he's so smelly 'cause he sucks the alcohol out of his deodorant stick.

  • Gabrielle
    Gabrielle

    That rumor of recasting Bond was already debunked. Rob, nor anyone else is being considered for that role. However, when the time does come (and Rob is a bit older) to recast Bond, he would make a really awesome one.

  • Whatevz
    Whatevz

    Stupid article, not everyone is meant for action packed films. I do agree though that they probably didn't cast him because of his age, he looks way too young to play Bond.

  • zoey
    zoey

    What a stupid article! Stop using Rob just for hits!

  • olly
    olly

    rob is hot! i hate when ppl say he doesnt take shower. this rumors based on jealosy. he is the hottest man alive!

  • alize
    alize

    Slow news day, celebuzz??? Stop making bullsh!t. RoB doesnt deserve this sh!t!

  • kami
    kami

    Seriously O.O Stop Write BS NEWs pd: Love Rob is Hot

  • Rag blog
    Rag blog

    Was this article written by a 12 year old? I mean seriously, I hope no one pays you to write! Disgusting!

  • roeschs3
    roeschs3

    I love me some R-patz but seriously? James Bond? He couldnt act in Remember Me. How on earth could he do James Bond? Poor guy. Just stay there and let me look at you.

 
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