Devon James Becomes Alleged Tiger Woods Mistress #1,375

Don’t worry about that ear-piercing scream you just heard; it’s just Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren reacting to the news that another porn hussy has come forward to claim that she’s slept with the golf great.

Adult-film actress Devon James—star of the esteemed Milf Hunter series—popped up like an unfortunate sore on the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show on Tuesday to declare that, apparently like so many other women, she too has known the experience of Woods playing on her green.

According to James, the two initially met when she and another porn starlet hooked up with Woods for a paid “two-girl party”—hooker-speak for “threesome”—which led to an affair between the two that would last from 2006 to 2008. James adds that sex with Woods was “dirty,” with Woods preferring the dominant role (yeah, no kidding), and early on in their relationship Tiger complained that his wife wasn’t that interested in sex, which of course has never been claimed by any man before in the history of infidelity ever.

And of course because no Tiger Woods mistress story is complete without a little sexting action, James claims that the golf legend would send her texts filled with such sentiments as, “I want you to be my w****.”

Watch? Wafer? Wheel?

Interestingly, according to James’ Web site, her list of professional “don’ts” for her videos and photo-shoots includes “interracial.” So, apparently, a Devon/Tiger sex tape won’t be forthcoming.

Um, yay?