Perez Hilton To Annoy Us Even More With New Radio Show

Because he totally deserves it, Perez Hilton has announced that he will be launching a weekly music countdown show, similar to Ryan Seacrest’s “Top 40″ countdown.

Perez announced, “I want a cooler alternative to Ryan Secrest.” Don’t we all, but we don’t think a whiny, half-literate gossip blogger who looks like a thinned-out Trollz doll is really anyone’s idea of “cool.”

Perez said he would ask stars the hard-hitting questions, like whether or not Justin Bieber has seen Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber. He’s a wild, loose canon, folks!

The only question is, are people really willing to listen to Perez’s radio show?