Sandra Bullock Talks To Divorce Lawyer For Some Reason

Well, we can’t say that we didn’t see this coming: Sandra Bullock is reportedly in talks with a divorce lawyer about officially splitting from her stripper schtupping husband, Jesse James.

Currently Lance Spiegel, the high-powered Hollywood divorce lawyer who handled the divorces for Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear and Michael Jackson, is the top contender for taking on Bullock’s divorce.

Bullock is reportedly initiating the divorce, but James is taking his pathetic little case to other divorce lawyers too.

We wonder if delusional neo-Nazi, Michelle McGee, is sitting around wondering when Jesse James is going to come running back into her Skeletor arms.