A Newly Single Jennifer Love Hewitt Reveals Her Office-Supply Fetish

Hey, guys—want to romance Jennifer Love Hewitt? Forget the four-star restaurants and trendy nightclubs. If you’re really hoping to impress her, take her out shopping for printer toner.

The Ghost Whisperer enchantress—who split from her most recent beau, Jamie Kennedy, earlier this month—has taken to the pages of People to confess a deep, dirty secret—she gets turned on by the seemingly mundane world of copier paper, printers and ergonomic desk chairs. Admits Hewitt,

“I love office supplies. I love being organized. It’s the folders and the tech … [Staples] is a place to take me if you want me to get hot and bothered.”

Sure; what red-blooded American male wouldn’t want to wrap up a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt by engaging in a night of hot, sweaty collating?

No need to feel ashamed, J-Love; while yours might not be the most popular fetish out there, you’re not the only one out there who feels passionately about office supplies. May we suggest a possible future soulmate to help you get over the Jamie Kennedy heartache?