BUZZINGS: ‘Bachelor’ Couple Shoots For The Stars, Wants To Be The Next Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt

Bachelor winner Vienna Giradi is reportedly getting plastic surgery so she can get famous “like Heidi Montag.” Apparently Vienna’s interpretation of “famous” is a little lower on the success scale than we suspected. (Wonderwall)

Zach Braff has announced via Facebook that Scrubs (a.k.a., that show he isn’t really a part of anymore) is dead. Does this mean no more gorgeous Dave Franco? (PopEater)

Jesse James’ alleged mistress, Michelle McGee, lost a fashion job we never knew she had with some company called Angry White Girl. It’s sad, really, because she sounds like she’d be perfect for the job. (Starpulse)

• Actor-director Dennis Hopper is reportedly very ill with cancer and nearly broke. Out of respect for Hopper we will willingly forget about his stint in horrible “conservative comedy,” An American Carol. We hope he feels better! (Huffington Post)

• The nation breathed a big sigh of relief when Gwyneth Paltrow announced that she has no plans to move back to the United States. (Limelife)