BUZZINGS: Brad Pitt Impersonates the Homeless When He’s Feeling a Little Restless

  • Brad Pitt says he grew out his billygoat beard because he was bored. Couldn’t he have just started a shrine to Justin Bieber like the rest of us? (Parade)
  • Want to find everlasting love? Read Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new dating advice book—and then do the exact opposite of everything it tells you. (What Would Tyler Durden Do)
  • Jesse James’ ex-wife basically tells Sandra Bullock, “Nyah, nyah, nyah” through the press. Because that’s the polite thing to do. (PopEater)
  • 50 Cent expresses his desire to impregnate Beyonce, Lady GaGa and Rihanna. You’re welcome for that lovely mental image. (Bossip)
  • Kristin Chenoweth accidentally tweeted that she was going to adopt a Haitian baby while on Ambien. Oops. And we thought those drunken phone calls to our exes were embarrassing. (Starpulse)