BUZZINGS: Gwyneth Paltrow Denies Breakup Rumors, Remains Boring While Doing So

  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s publicist says she is staying with her husband Chris Martin. Also confirms that Gwynnie will continue her quest to become the least. Interesting. Person. Ever. (Starpulse)
  • Sandra Bullock says that Tiger Woods’ wife should have “kept hitting” him with the golf club. Better hide those wrenches, Jesse. (PopEater)
  • Beyonce may be pregnant. Or maybe not. It’s just nice to hear about something besides Jesse James’ mistresses for once. (Huffington Post)
  • Prince owes $227,000 in back taxes, tells the IRS, “Sorry guys, I’m a little short.” (Bossip)
  • A newly redheaded Hayden Panettiere is trying to save the whales of Japan. Newly brunette Katherine Heigl, on the other hand, continues to look out for nobody but herself. (Take Part)