Desperate for Cash, Octomom Allows PETA to Mock Her on Her Own Front Lawn

Well, that’s one way to keep a roof over your head. If you have no sense of self-respect whatsoever. Which, since we’re talking about Octomom here…

Uber-breeder Nadya “Octomom” Suleman, who lately has been in danger of losing her La Habra, California, home due to delinquent mortgage payments, has struck up a deal to let animal-rights group PETA place a sign on her front lawn—and, before you get too distressed, no, Suleman won’t be appearing naked on it.

The sign does, however, take a pointed dig at Nadya and her mega-brood, imploring all those who see it,

“Don’t let your dog or cat become an ‘Octomom.’ Always spay or neuter.”

Very classy, PETA. Why not have Suleman tattoo a “No Exit” sign above her privates while you’re at it?

The organization reportedly approached Suleman’s lawyer with an offer to provide Nadya with food and clothing in exchange for displaying the sign on her lawn. No word on whether the food portion of the payment will be paid out in kibble.

Would it have killed them to throw in a free spaying for Suleman while they were at it?