Snooki Drops the Spring Breakdown On Us (VIDEO)

As Spring Break season approaches, thousands upon thousands of students will soon be flocking to the beaches of America to forget the rigors of their studies, get rid of some of those pesky brain cells, and perhaps contribute their talents to Joe Francis’ empire. But the young scholar shouldn’t approach this annual bacchanal unprepared. It helps to engage the help of a wise sage before entering the wild.

And who better to school the nation’s youth on the joys and perils of Spring Break than Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, who clearly knows how to maximize one’s beach time? Check out the video below, in which Snooki explains how to prepare for Spring Break, what to expect from Spring Break, and how to get the most from Spring Break.

Spring Break!