Michael Lohan Teaming Up With Jon Gosselin’s Exes To Create Reality-TV Hell on Wheels

And some people say that reality TV couldn’t possibly get any more awesome… Celebu-dad Michael Lohan is shopping around a concept for a new show that would involve the various ex-girlfriends of Lohan’s frenemy Jon GosselinKate Major, Hailey Glassman and now, possibly, Morgan Christie—traveling across the country in an RV, presumably so they can entertain the masses by drunkenly passing out in potted plants.

Oh, and the tentative title for this sure-to-be-hit? Celebrities. Uh-huh, that’s right. You know we love you, Papa Lo, but perhaps a bit of advice from the 1987 classic The Princess Bride is in order:

Would you tune in? And what do you think the title of the show should be? Let us know in the comments section!