BUZZINGS: Miley Cyrus Confesses That She Needs Acting Lessons, May Admit That Sky Is Blue Next

  • Miley Cyrus says that watching The Last Song will probably make her want to take acting lessons. We have no idea where Southerners got a reputation for being backwards. (Starpulse)
  • Newspapers are already writing Lindsay Lohan’s obituary. Word is that it starts out strong but the ending is kind of a bummer. (PopEater)
  • Madonna takes David Banda and Mercy James back to Malawi, apparently unaware of the country’s 30-day return policy. (Socialite Life)
  • The screenwriter for Battlefield Earth apologizes for his cinematic abomination. Garfield screenwriter, we’re looking in your direction… (Huffington Post)
  • Peaches Geldof is canned by Miss Ultimo for her alleged heroin-fueled sex romp. Wait; models aren’t supposed to do smack now? Will you people make up your minds already? (Dlisted)