Sandra Bullock Is Really Taking Her Time In Divorcing Jesse James

According to the always trustworthy “sources,” Sandra Bullock came out of hiding and returned to California over the weekend to begin divorcing her cheatin’ husband, Jesse “The New Tiger” James.

A “friend” (the type of friend who likes to blab about their friend’s personal life to media outlets) of Sandra’s spills the beans on the impending divorce:

It’s over […] After everything that has happened, it is impossible for them to get back together, even though I’m sure she still loves the man she thought he was.

However, less than a week ago Sandra was denying that she was going through with a divorce from her husband, but this was also before mistresses #2 through #4 came forward, so perhaps she has changed her mind about how much she is willing to forgive.

Frankly, we will just be glad once this whole ordeal is over. James and his parade of tattooed Craigslist-level “models” have taken all the fun out of infidelity.