BUZZINGS: Now You, Too, Can Have Kevin Federline’s Magnificent Physique. Here’s How!

  • Kevin Federline reveals the secret to his recent weight gain: Drinking a case of soda a day. Coca-Cola endorsement deal, anyone? (Starpulse)
  • This elementary school production of Scarface has, alas, proven to be a hoax. but the laughter is real, people; the laughter is real. (PopEater)
  • Police are considering pressing charges against Erykah Badu for appearing nude in her video. Come on, her body’s not that bad. (Bossip)
  • So Mischa Barton walks into a bar. And proceeds to vomit all over the place.  They should totally charge a cover for that kind of entertainment. (Socialite Life)
  • Man, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have some crazy fans. No, really; that’s an official legal ruling now. (E! Online)