BUZZINGS: Sandra Bullock Is Not Adopting Jesse James’ Daughter, Public Rests Easy Knowing Daughter’s Fate

Sandra Bullock’s rep has come forward and announced that Bullock will not be adopting or seeking custody of Jesse James’ daughter. Great! Or not great! Whatever. We can’t pretend to care anymore. (PopEater)

• Some women sell their hair when they are in dire financial situations, pop singer Kelis just steals it. (Bossip)

• Remember The Real World: San Francisco’s Puck? Apparently he likes to do shots of Jack Daniel’s while driving with his 9-year-old son. What a wonderful Dad! (The Superficial)

Nick Cannon surprised Mariah Carey for her 40th birthday by buying her a pink Porsche. What surprises us is that Mariah didn’t already own at least three custom pink Porsches by now.(Starpulse)

• Troubled country singer Mindy McCready has a sex tape, reveals that she had an affair with baseball star Roger Clemens and called Oprah a “racist.” All in a day’s scandal. (LimeLife)