Christina Aguilera's "Not Myself Tonight": Great, or Super-Great?

Christina Aguilera's

Somewhere between playing a stripper on film, telling the world way too much about her sex life, and solidifying her reputation as one of show-biz's most party-positive moms, Christina Aguilera has managed to record some new music. And we have some of it for you right here, right now! Because we love you just. That. Much.

Warm up your ears with a good rub to prepare them for "Not Myself Tonight," the first single from Aguilera's forthcoming album Bionic, due out June 8. Never mind that repetitive dull thud you keep hearing; it's just Mozart's corpse punching itself repeatedly in the junk because he never came anywhere remotely near creating something this awesome.

Give it a listen and let us know what you think in the comments section. Assuming your brain hasn't exploded from trying to process so much concentrated greatness, of course.

 

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  • Watchamacallit
    Watchamacallit

    I personally enjoy the song, and I'm going to dance my butt off to it

  • Josh
    Josh

    SMASH HIT!!!!!!! CLUB BANGER!!!! BOOTY SHAKER!!!!! LMAO @ THE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Miyuki Bionic Hamasaki
    Miyuki Bionic Hamasaki

    [quote=Luis Arévalo] But if she tries something indie, and different from whats on radio right now (Ain't No Other Man during 2006 for example) all of you haterz would say "ohh that pretentious b1tch trying so hard to do something different, go back to Stripped"... :D So who cares about what a hater thinks? Agreed, they're so hypocritical!

  • Miyuki Bionic Hamasaki
    Miyuki Bionic Hamasaki

    It's her best song so far since HURT back in 2007 !!! It's so addictive! I love her so badly

  • simplydiffer
    simplydiffer

    I didn't like "Keeps Getting Better" (the song) and I don't like this. I like her old stuff way much better. This is too run of the mill.

  • Ash
    Ash

    at first i wasnt feeling the song but its actually a good song

  • Sergio Marte
    Sergio Marte

    You GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! She's so 1999....so so lame. I f*cking HATE THE SONG!! You have clearly not heard her other incredible ballads.... I have extreme disdain for irresponsible consumers of popular culture who lack the initiative to do their research. Comments/Criticism only hold water when they come from a strong knowledge base of the artist's body of work, not some ignoramus off the wall statement.

  • RajibDavid
    RajibDavid

    Best song ever, haters are so maddd right now!! LOL,

  • bear
    bear

    all you haters have probably been listening to it on repeat since it premiered. you know you love it.

  • Chris
    Chris

    Amazing song, but I didn't expect anything else from her. She's a Legend.

  • Luis Arévalo
    Luis Arévalo

    Well, it's what's been on the radio for years now. People have done it before her and done it better. So I agree with article, it's another move by Christina that will be a trend-following, coat tail-riding, unoriginal, boring waste of radio space that most listeners will assume is good because it's been done by everyone else for years now. But if she tries something indie, and different from whats on radio right now (Ain't No Other Man during 2006 for example) all of you haterz would say "ohh that pretentious b1tch trying so hard to do something different, go back to Stripped"... :D So who cares about what a hater thinks?

  • tromba
    tromba

    Christina's vocals are superb. The music track is programmed by some talentless douchbag with a very expensive sound board. Boring and hackneyed crap.

  • RogerHammerstein
    RogerHammerstein

    Well, it's what's been on the radio for years now. People have done it before her and done it better. So I agree with article, it's another move by Christina that will be a trend-following, coat tail-riding, unoriginal, boring waste of radio space that most listeners will assume is good because it's been done by everyone else for years now.

  • Julie
    Julie

    Someone is a clonetina fan. pathetic

  • Ludo
    Ludo

    Best electro pop song I'v heard. Just amazing. Aguilera always impressive.... Im not a fan of her, but this definitely just confirm how unique she is. Nothing out therehas ever been as creative and always changing as her.

  • Louis
    Louis

    This is the best comeback single. watch it soar in charts. well done christina. it's so unique because of xtina's sexy voice.

  • Holly
    Holly

    I LOOOOVE THE SONG. I have been playing it nonstop. My twitter is on overload. Yahho!News's headline is: "Gaga who?" Christina is bringing it!!!!

  • NIC
    NIC

    You GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! She's so 1999....so so lame. I f*cking HATE THE SONG!!

  • Abbella DiNoto
    Abbella DiNoto

    Tonight Im not the Same Girl.. yeah that Feels Good .. I needed that.. Im listening to the new song .. on Constant Repeat from iheartradio .com personal radio station.. love it so Freaking much 3hrs now and counting w/ no signs of stopping .. Im dancing so slutty right now.... Some1 call the Dr. cuz I think I lost my mind... so awesome .. I m seeing grammys.. and vh1,bet's, awards ...in the future

  • Julie
    Julie

    That's tacky rip off not greatness

 
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