Christina Aguilera's "Not Myself Tonight": Great, or Super-Great?
Somewhere between playing a stripper on film, telling the world way too much about her sex life, and solidifying her reputation as one of show-biz's most party-positive moms, Christina Aguilera has managed to record some new music. And we have some of it for you right here, right now! Because we love you just. That. Much.
Warm up your ears with a good rub to prepare them for "Not Myself Tonight," the first single from Aguilera's forthcoming album Bionic, due out June 8. Never mind that repetitive dull thud you keep hearing; it's just Mozart's corpse punching itself repeatedly in the junk because he never came anywhere remotely near creating something this awesome.
Give it a listen and let us know what you think in the comments section. Assuming your brain hasn't exploded from trying to process so much concentrated greatness, of course.