Megan Fox Doesn’t Want To Be Next Angelina Jolie, Disappoints Men Everywhere

Sorry, dudes, you won’t be seeing Megan Fox swinging from harnesses in short-shorts anytime soon.

Megan Fox has turned down a chance to become the next Lara Croft for the Tomb Raider franchise, reportedly because she wants to stop the comparisons between her and Angelina Jolie.

We can feel Fox’s pain: if we had a nickel for every time someone told us we reminded them of Angelina Jolie we would have…well, nothing.

What is so wrong with being compared to one of the most successful and beautiful actresses working today? Fox apparently doesn’t like being put into “a box,” and she is afraid that people are putting her in Jolie’s box (tee hee).

People have often compared the two actresses. Fox looks very similar to Jolie and, as Fox says, they both “have a lot of tattoos.”