Heidi Montag Gets a New Name to Go Along With Her New Face

Alex Blagg / March 31, 2010

Well, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have managed to annoy pretty much everyone else, so it was probably inevitable that they’d get around to cheesing off the Native American population eventually.

Now that The Hills is wrapping up, the reality series’ two favorite villains have begun the process of self-reinvention—by adopting “true Native American names.” Yeah, really. According to the man once known as Spencer Pratt,

“[We] are getting more in-tune with our spirituality … and will be known as the name our creator has given us—our true native-AMERICAN names.”

And their new names are? Henceforth, Pratt shall be known as Running Bear, and Montag will go by the handle White Wolf. Odd, we would have chosen Dances With Surgeon’s Scalpels for Heidi.

What Native American names would you pick for Heidi and Spencer? Share your choices in the comments section.