Heidi Montag Gets a New Name to Go Along With Her New Face

Heidi Montag Gets a New Name to Go Along With Her New Face-photo

Well, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have managed to annoy pretty much everyone else, so it was probably inevitable that they'd get around to cheesing off the Native American population eventually.

Now that The Hills is wrapping up, the reality series' two favorite villains have begun the process of self-reinvention—by adopting "true Native American names." Yeah, really. According to the man once known as Spencer Pratt,

"[We] are getting more in-tune with our spirituality ... and will be known as the name our creator has given us—our true native-AMERICAN names."

And their new names are? Henceforth, Pratt shall be known as Running Bear, and Montag will go by the handle White Wolf. Odd, we would have chosen Dances With Surgeon's Scalpels for Heidi.

What Native American names would you pick for Heidi and Spencer? Share your choices in the comments section.

 

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  • Damien Pouliotte
    Damien Pouliotte

    Really good read. You totally should write for http://407writing.com

  • Zebra
    Zebra

    Pratt, honestly, I am genuinely embarrassed for this clown. He may be the biggest idiot I"ve witnessed in 10 years. Heidi, leave him now. I think he's behind alot of her crazy actions. I never thought I'd participate in these "Speidi" fueled debacles, but lately I've seen their news trigger some pretty cool conversations. The more I hear about them, the more it seems like some ultra public "control game", i.e. (Whiiiiip~Smack~!) Only I'm not sure which short-circuited robot is controlling which daddy-issued attention hog.

  • raybob
    raybob

    Pratt has one of those faces that you just want to punch, but that would only get him more headlines. this will all end badly for him.

  • billyjo
    billyjo

    Pratt, honestly, I am genuinely embarrassed for this clown. He may be the biggest idiot I"ve witnessed in 10 years. Heidi, leave him now. I think he's behind alot of her crazy actions.

  • Unbelievable
    Unbelievable

    No, really, I feel sorry for her. She is so, SO stupid. That's just sad...

  • Big E
    Big E

    Dumb as Rocks for him and Plastic Hooker Parts for her...

  • natalie
    natalie

    Spencer Tore My Balls and Hidi Running Dog! LMFAO WHAT A FFIN JOKE THESE PEOPLE ARE

  • stevenson van droco
    stevenson van droco

    sometimes society needs to rise up as a whole in protest to free themselves of tyranny, even if that means breaking the law. So come on people! Grab your pitchforks and torches AND KILL THESE MONSTERS!!!!!!!!

  • MoonlightDeceptions
    MoonlightDeceptions

    Could someone please kill them already? I'm trying I'm trying, these things take time if I had known it would get this bad I would have got her in season 2 of the hills........give me a few days to armour up

  • ambivalent
    ambivalent

    Could someone please kill them already?

  • crystalhope
    crystalhope

    SO predictable. They will end up in some mental home But first Spencer will get himself double d's and a red Mohawk

  • lacie
    lacie

    what the hell!!!!! are they even native??? you don't see people going around saying what is your African American name..... these two are unbelievable! what happened to this thing called respect.

  • WTF
    WTF

    WTF!