Heidi Montag Wants To Star In 'Tomb Raider', Because Of Course
Are you listening, Hollywood? Because Heidi Montag has an awesome idea for you!
Now that Megan Fox has respectfully declined the opportunity to assume the Lara Croft role from Angelina Jolie in the Tomb Raider movie series, Montag has come up with a perfect replacement—herself! The Hills villainess, who recently dipped her toes into the pool of serious acting with her cameo in the upcoming Jennifer Aniston flick Just Go With It, tweeted on Tuesday,
"I want to be blonde tomb raider, i'm better with guns then both Angelina and Megan fox put together!"
Well, sure; we all know that she excels at shooting off her mouth—at least before it was tightened into an immobile slit by her plastic surgeon—but guns? We guess we'll take her word for it.
And who knows? Maybe it's the ideal role for her. Once she cracks open that tomb, Montag might find whatever tenuous connection to reality that she might have once possessed.
What do you say, readers; ready to see Heidi Montag step into Lara Croft's tall boots? Let us know in the comments section!
she cant even move how the f*ck is she going to be able to run around and do athletic stuff
The fact that some schmuck paid this loser to spend one second onscreen is enough to guarantee the movie will TANK!
Dude what the f*ck. If heid is the net tomb raide im gonna be really pissed. are you f*cking kidding me i play the damn game and she is not suppose to be blond. what the f*ck is the world coming to. if she thinks she can act then anyone can. this makes me so f*cking mad.
oh my. that is funny. or we could watch how much silicone drips out. EWWWW :)
lmao. maybe she could be in WOMB raider. NICE!!
people would pay to watch that i bet
Guys, Megan Fox has had just as much plastic surgery as Heidi has, her surgeon just did a much better job, and she did it over a period of 2 and half years so it wasnt all at once.
Lets hit her with a stick and watch how much candy falls out. oh my. that is funny. or we could watch how much silicone drips out.
Lets hit her with a stick and watch how much candy falls out.
lmao. maybe she could be in WOMB raider.