Michelle McGee Starts Feud With Chelsea Handler, Will Soon Regret Trading Insults With a Comedian

One’s a tart-tongued talk-show host who pals around with vertically challenged porn vets. The other’s a self-proclaimed Other Woman with more ink than a school of squid. And now, these two natural foes have come to loggerheads, through the magic of modern media.

Chelsea Lately host Chelsea Handler and alleged Jesse James mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee are currently engaged in a fierce war of words, with Handler launching the first volley Tuesday on her blog. Making light of McGee’s self-proclaimed ignorance of James’ marital status during their relationship—as well as her oh-so-classy forehead tattoo—Handler took to her poison keyboard and wrote,

“Jesse James’ first alleged mistress, Michelle McGee, is being supported emotionally by her father. In a recent interview, Denny McGee said that Michelle really believed that Sandra [Bullock] and Jesse were separated and was ‘shocked’ to see them together at the Oscars. I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face.”

Ooh, burn! And McGee was apparently feeling the sting of it all, because she immediately rushed to her Facebook account to shoot back:

“[Handler should] use some of that botox from [her forehead and put it in [her] flabby underarm skin..Ive seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken.”

Oh, no she didn’t! Wait, let’s roll back the tape…upon further review, OH YES SHE DID! And McGee wasn’t finished, either; not long after, she added,

“In all seriousness, Im a big fan of Chelsea Lately…I was laughing my ass off…. feel so honored to have a transexual [sic] poke fun of me…”

Ladies, ladies; can’t you be civil about this, and settle your differences with a pudding-wrestling match? On second thought, no; don’t…

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