Ex-Bodyguard Says Angelina Jolie Is Kind Of A Monster

Alex Blagg / April 1, 2010

A former bodyguard for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has given an exclusive interview to InTouch magazine, claiming that Saint Angelina is not what she seems.

The bodyguard, who only wants to be identified as “Bill” claims that Angelina has a “public” and “private” persona and that we, the public, have no idea what Angelina is like behind closed doors. She is basically a mix of Mommie Dearest, shrew and villainess.

From the InTouch interview:

‘In my opinion, the real Angelina is self-centered and a control freak. She has no patience at all. She doesn’t do things out of the kindness of her heart. And she’s totally psycho.’ While Brad is laid-back and patient with his kids’ often wild behavior, Angelina is anything but. ‘She screams and yells a lot, then walks away,’ Bill says, explaining that Angelina would often ‘disappear into her suite for hours,’ leaving staffers — and Brad — to deal with her children. ‘She would punish them with silence,’ says Bill, adding, ‘I think she could be abusive at times in a mental way.’ If the children were to get upset by her withholding behavior, he says, Angelina didn’t seem to care. ‘She is not moved by tears,’ he explains. Still more disturbing, he recalls, Angelina has a ‘quirky habit’ of ‘giggling when one of her kids would start crying.’

Bill also claims that Brad and Angelina’s relationship has cooled considerably and that Brad sleeps in a separate bedroom.

(That sound you hear off in the distance is Jennifer Aniston laughing and jumping up and down with joy.)