Sleeping With Tiger Woods Is Now America’s Only Thriving Industry

Having trouble making ends meet in these troubled economic times? Try having an affair with Tiger Woods—apparently, it’s very lucrative. The golf great has reportedly shelled out a staggering $10 million to his Alleged Mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel—who’s being represented by attorney/publicity junkie Gloria Allred—in exchange for her silence. Yes, you read that correctly, $10 million:

There were numerous reports Rachel settled on the brink of holding a Gloria Allred-style news conference for anywhere between $2 – 5 million.

But our sources — and they are good — tell TMZ Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Alleged Mistress #1 that they folded like a cheap suit, and offered the huge $10 million sum in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement.

TMZ has learned the actual settlement could fluctuate $1 million either way, depending on future circumstances. But the baseline is $10 mil.

How horrifying are the details of Tiger Woods’ sex life, that he’s willing to shell out $10 million to keep them hushed up? Wait; we don’t wanna know. Well, we kinda do. But  not that badly.

Do you think a $10 million payout is adequate compensation for sleeping with Tiger Woods? If not, what do you think Uchitel should have received? Share your estimates in the comments section.

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