BUZZINGS: Jessica Alba Wants to Adopt, in a Bid to Become Angelina 2.0

  • Jessica Alba announces her intent to adopt. Guys across the country quickly move to disown their parents. (Socialite Life)
  • Olivia Newton John’s ex is alive and well, and he really doesn’t want to talk about the whole faking-his-own-death thing. (PopEater)
  • Erykah Badu has been charged for getting naked in Dallas, where law-enforcement officials apparently don’t have anything better to do. (Idolator)
  • Clay Aiken has released a new album in a transparent effort to wrest attention back from Ricky Martin. (Dlisted)
  • Scarlett Johansson is in a skintight catsuit on the new Iron Man 2 poster and America just invaded Canada because you’ve already clicked on the link, haven’t you? (Huffington Post)