BUZZINGS: Jesse James Doesn’t Need Your Stinkin’ Rehab

Jesse James checked out of rehab after only staying there for a week. It’s an Easter miracle, he’s cured! (DListed)

Erykah Badu was fined $500 for walking nude through Dallas’ Dealey Plaza for her new music video, “Window Seat.” Wait, so you only get fined $500 in Texas if you walk around nude? Sounds like a bargain to us. (PopEater)

Nicolas Cage heard that blondes have more fun so he bleached his flowing tresses. (Huffington Post)

Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren will not be accompanying Tiger to the Master’s tournament, allegedly because some of Tiger’s mistresses will be there. Who knew attention-seeking mistresses were such big golf fans? (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston has unveiled her new UK perfume called Lola V. We guess naming it “Sadness” would be a bad business move? (LimeLife)