BUZZINGS: Kate Gosselin Says She’s Horrified by Her Own Face, World Silently Averts Its Eyes

  • Kate Gosselin has finally discovered what the entire world has known for years: That her face is the sort of thing that makes a person want to crawl into a closet and hug his teddy bear for dear life while sobbing uncontrollably. (Starpulse)
  • Justin Bieber appears at the White House, which represents Canada’s greatest threat to the building since they torched the place in 1814. (PopEater)
  • Ice Cube calls out Eminem, Kanye West and Jay-Z in song, before running off to film his latest PG movie about the wacky misadventures that occur on a family vacation. (Bossip)
  • A XXX parody of The Golden Girls is in the works, presumably to help curb overpopulation by spurring worldwide erectile dysfunction. (Dlisted)
  • A select collection of Fergie’s earliest musical performances, before her life became a living hell of fame, riches and sleeping with Josh Duhamel every night. (Idolator)