Michelle McGee and Hailey Glassman To Work Together in Perfect Convergence of Trampy Other Women

And some people claim that boxing isn’t a classy sport… Alleged Jesse James mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Hailey Glassman, ex-flame of former Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad Jon Gosselin, will come face-to-face in the ring on May 7, during a boxing exhibition at Philadelphia’s Polaris Club. And no, unfortunately, the pair won’t be strapping on the gloves to pummel each other for a few rounds.

According to Celebrity Boxing Federation promoter Damon Feldman, tattoo model McGee will referee a match between Glassman and veteran porn actress Ginger Lynn. (And here you thought that this event couldn’t possibly get any more highfalutin, didn’t you?) Because if there’s one thing that McGee has become known for since her sex scandal erupted, it’s her reputation as a fair and level-headed mediator.

No word on whether Gloria Allred will be sitting ringside as a judge (we suppose that depends on whether the CBF can meet Allred’s hourly rate), but one thing is certain: Lynn will no doubt make for a more formidable opponent than Glassman’s former sparring partner, Jon Gosselin.