Nicolas Cage Holds Press Conference to Explain His Awesome New Hairdo (PHOTOS)

Nicolas Cage’s efforts to promote his upcoming 3D film Drive Angry at WonderCon 2010 in San Fancisco on Saturday were derailed when, during a Q&A session, a reporter raised his hand and queried, “Dude, what’s up with your hair?”

Running his fingers through his thinning, newly blond locks and mumbling, “Oh, this,” Cage set aside his professional obligations and launched into a 45-minute explanation of his bold new hairstyle. Click through the photo gallery to read the Ghost Rider actor’s totally official and completely accurate comments.*

*Note: Totally official and completely accurate comments may have been thoroughly fabricated.