BUZZINGS: Gwyneth Paltrow Says That She’s Capable of Hating Us All Right Back, So There!

  • Gwyneth Paltrow finally admits what everyone has suspected all along: That she’s a seething cauldron of malice who would probably rip your arm off and beat you to death with it, if it didn’t disgust her so to be anywhere near commoners. (Huffington Post)
  • Does this little Taiwanese boy sing Whitney Houston better than she does? Maybe, but Whitney would totally mop the floor with him in a Crack Smoke-Off. (PopEater)
  • Zoe Saldana says that she doesn’t mind the rumors that she’s a lesbian. Alright, so it’s unanimous then! (Starpulse)
  • Mindy McCready successfully shuts down the release of her sex tape, probably so there won’t be any competition for her Live Cam. (E! Online)
  • Jennifer Aniston claims that she’s ready to experience a rebirth, probably as part of a desperate ploy to meet a nice doctor. (Gabby Babble)