BUZZINGS: Jessica Simpson Claims She Is ‘Picky’ With Men, World Doesn’t Believe Her

Jessica Simpson says that she is “pretty picky” about who she dates. So, she’s saying that men like John Mayer and Nick Lachey are the cream of the crop? Yikes. (Starpulse)

• America’s Golden Sweetheart, Gwyneth Paltrow, revealed that she can sometimes be mean and vengeful. Apparently raw vegan food, cleanses and running an online newsletter do not put you at peace with the world. (Wonderwall)

• Serial paparazzi-puncher Sean Penn is being sued by a photographer who claims Penn attacked him. You know, it’s weird, it’s like these famous people don’t want to have every private moment infested by screaming paparazzi. (PopEater)

Real Housewives of New York star Alex McCord reveals in a parenting book she penned that she drank alcohol during her pregnancy. Apparently the book is full of parenting advice for rationalizing self-involved idiots, which means it will be a big hit once it hits stores! (DListed)

Erin Andrews says that she will continue dancing her heart out on Dancing With The Stars despite receiving numerous death threats. Honey, DWTS is not worth risking your life over. (Huffington Post)