Vomit Alert: Michael Lohan and Kate Major Doing it Four Times A Night!
You may wish to retch before you read. Or vice-versa, as the mood strikes you.
Now, if the thought of Michael Lohan having sex <spew> doesn’t make you want to vomit, let alone, four times each evening <spew> with Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend <spew>, then the notion that he’s going to produce more offspring <spew> certainly must leave you feeling queasy.
Now, go clean up your mess.