Vomit Alert: Michael Lohan and Kate Major Doing it Four Times A Night!

You may wish to retch before you read.  Or vice-versa, as the mood strikes you.

In an interview with TVGuide.com, Michael Lohan confesses that he’s not getting any younger and therefore “practicing to make a baby” with new fiance, Kate Major, four times each evening.

Now, if the thought of Michael Lohan having sex <spew> doesn’t make you want to vomit, let alone, four times each evening <spew> with Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend <spew>, then the notion that he’s going to produce more offspring <spew> certainly must leave you feeling queasy.

Now, go clean up your mess.