Kirstie Alley Wants To Deport the Paparazzi
Guess we know where Kirstie Alley stands on the hot-button issue of immigration. At least if you’re a paparazzo.
Apparently weary of professional shutterbugs documenting her steady decline, the former Cheers actress is reportedly snooping into the paps’ immigration status in a presumed bid to become the Minutemen Project’s first celebrity spokesperson:
“Kirstie Alley has long had a love/hate relationship with the paparazzi. Now there are reports the actress has hired a private eye to investigate the paps she hates. That includes delving into immigration records, hoping to uncover illegals—many of the L.A.-based paparazzi are of Mexican or Central American descent— and have them deported.”
Hmm; maybe the Department of Homeland Security should just hire Alley to stand guard at various checkpoints. What self-respecting would-be immigrant would try to gain entry into the country, if she was the first thing they encountered?