BUZZINGS: Jon Gosselin Is Trying to Be Unlikeable. Way to Set Attainable Goals, Dude.

  • Jon Gosselin may be deliberately trying to make the public hate him. Which is a little like a dolphin trying to stay wet. (PopEater)
  • Robert Pattinson may be playing Kurt Cobain in an upcoming movie. Cobain’s ghost wonders if it’s possible to kill himself again. (Wonderwall)
  • Gwyneth Paltrow says she had no maternal feelings for her baby Moses, considered floating him down the river in a basket. (Starpulse)
  • Brian Austin Green says his girlfriend Megan Fox would still look hot wrapped in foil. We smell another GQ photo-shoot in the making. (Parade)
  • James van der Beek has knocked up his girlfriend. Finally, seven years later, we get our very special Dawson’s Creek finale. (PopEater)