Dr. Drew Wants To Arrest Lindsay Lohan To Save Her From Herself

While we would all love to give Dina Lohan some parenting advice when it comes to her paycheck–er, daughter–and perennial train-wreck, Lindsay Lohan, we don’t really think that Dr. Drew Pinsky has the best advice when it comes to dealing with Lindsay’s many, many problems.

The Celebrity Rehab addiction specialist told RadarOnline some of his rather interesting parenting ideas when it comes to dealing with Lindsay. From RadarOnline:

If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested. I would make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program.

Ok, so you would frame your daughter for drug possession and then throw her in the clink? Look, we are all for sending Lindsay to rehab but framing her for a crime is taking things to extremes. That’s up there with Crazy Facebook Mom status.

However, Dr. Drew continued his plea to Lindsay with some rather poignant advice:

I would say it’s less than a 1% chance of her making the decision to go to rehab. I have said this many times before, I believe that Lindsay will make a wonderful sober person, someday, if she survives this. I absolutely wish no harm to her, but I just have a feeling that something awful is going to happen to her, like she is going to lose a limb. I hope Lindsay gets help before something terrible happens.

Yes, it is probably very unlikely that Lindsay would be willing to go to rehab on her own. And even if she does decide to go to rehab she will have to work very hard on committing to a sober lifestyle.

However, we think that losing a limb is probably not the worst thing that could happen to Lindsay, considering how her life is going.