Leighton Meester Is Single. Gentlemen, Start Your Wishful Thinking.
A source close to the actress-turned-songbird says that Leighton was the one to pull the plug, because Meester “doesn’t know how to be in a relationship and doesn’t really like them.”
Oh, being in a relationship is simple, Leighton; you just find someone that you think is right for you, discover their flaws way too late, stick with them anyway out of a crushing fear of loneliness, and then spend the rest of your life in quiet misery.
Speaking of misery, Stan is said to be “heartbroken” over the breakup. Don’t worry, Sebastian; we’re sure there are plenty of ladies out there willing to help heal the ouchie on your heart.
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