Kim and Kourtney Kardashian’s Pogo Run Is Distressingly Bikini-Free (PHOTOS)

Sometimes a situation is so frustratingly close to perfection that all you can do is hang your head and weep for what could have been.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian hit South Beach to try out a little pogo-jogging on Friday. Kudos to the ladies for their commitment to exploring alternative avenues of fitness, but they seem to have forgotten the Cardinal Rule of the Universe: When fine young women such as the Kardashian sisters are involved in any activity that in any way has the potential for bouncing, bikinis are really called for. It just. Makes. Sense. And after all, it’s not like we don’t know that these girls don’t have a spare bikini or 600 hanging around.

Oh well; try to enjoy our photo gallery anyway. And if you need a skimpy-swimsuit fix, you’ll definitely want to join our Celeb Bikini Safari.